My dumb ass keeps forgetting to make a pinned post so here. I’ll probably fix this later but also probably not 📌

Hello am maia he/she but only in a boygirl way please don’t refer to me as a girl if we’re not close 22↑ / philippines

Sorry in advance if you followed me over here from twitter coz i do not post art here only shitpost lmao. I’ll start crossposting eventually

edit: changed urls! prev url was lemonriice (still d same on twitter, just didnt want ppl to think i posted art to here)

schistcity:

schistcity:

schistcity:

carebewear:

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that’s really really beautiful but i’m always thinking about the first “she x on my y til i z” being “she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge” and the first “fork found in kitchen” coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

EXACTLY.

a small collection

papayajuan2019:

you should probably print some photos sometime. it’s a different feeling when they’re not on a screen

cryptotheism:

Romanian Guy next to me in the Indian cafe, unprompted: “Haha you know I was supposed to date an Indian girl but the stars did not align for her.”

Me: “ah that sucks man I’m sorry.”

RG: “Yes. That is just how dating is these days.”

Me, without thinking: “it’s a bit easier if you’re bisexual”

RG: (takes a moment to consider this) “I like women but that is a good point.”

iinsawdious:

iinsawdious:

“this movie doesn’t hold up bcos of dated special effects :(” to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

oneheadtoanother:

miseria-fortes-viros:

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

littlegreen:

i do really think a lot of people who say they’re freaks actually cannot handle a true and genuine weird girl. and i think their tolerance for weird often depends on how attractive she is

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

I accidentally derailed a book discussion because the prof asked what we thought about it, and I said “at one point the author says ‘raccoons the size of huskies. which is a seriously big raccoon.”

and everyone started moving their arms to approximate the size of a husky and frowning. and I was like “because huskies are mostly leg, but raccoons are mostly body, so a raccoon scaled that large would be like a bear.” and then the prof said that he liked the ‘raccoons the size of huskies’ line, and tried to move on, and I interrupted again with “but that’s so big!”

huskies range between 51-60cm at the shoulder, and pandas range between 60-90 cm, so these would be raccoons roughly the size of an adult female panda

this is important because, unlike pandas, raccoons love meat. they already go after chickens and kittens at their current size. a panda-sized raccoon (especially a city raccoon, which have NO fear of people) might predate upon humans in the same way as their polar bears cousins

jabberding0:

Very Large Bearings being Produced, amazing

girlballs:

slygirlboy:

slygirlboy:

being in her crystal isnt even that bad guys

there’s a ps5 in here

stuck in a crystal with no games sounds pretty bad to me